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i have decided...
I am America's Next Top Model. I have the looks, the intelligence and the attitude. First thing tomorrow I am going to get a bad weave and a tattoo. Fame and fortune await me. The only thing is that I am not too sure if I have to be American, which could put a bit of crimp in my cunning plan.
mr mcmuffin on 9 Feb 2008 @ 08:25 PM ✲ Permalink
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Although I think you probably exceed the intelligence of most of the contenders O say just go for it...
Posted by: Karan | 10 Feb 2008 22:08:25
I'm pretty sure that if you're going to be a non-American next American supermodel, you have to have some kind of South American or Eastern European accent. Having an accent from anywhere in the UK will be an impediment, as you will be considered "colorful" (Wales and Scotland), "intelligent" or "villainous" (southern English), and "incomprehensible" (anywhere north of the Watford gap, if that still exists).
If you can add a fake Latvian accent to complement the tattoo and the weave, it should work like a charm.
Posted by: Colin | 11 Feb 2008 16:40:43
