ungenerous

In her defence, Katie Price/ Katie Andre/ Jordan/ Dissociative Identity Disorder Girl had long, shapely legs and was taller than I thought she'd be. Her skin colour, on the other hand made mahogany look classy. How she achieved such a dark and ruddy brown is beyond me.

Anyway, I'm just popping up to post about my excitement at ordering a fabulous family hammock and hammock stand. I'm just getting used to the idea that I work and earn money so that I can spend some money on things that I really would like and speaking to lovely niece yesterday (who plans to spend the whole summer lying on a hammock after her exams) inspired me to get the hammock of my dreams. I intend to use it every summer for the rest of my life. I really hope that it lives up to my expectations, I have a little fantasy of us McMuffins snuggled up in it on a perfect summer evening and Babycake all grown up, reminiscing about how great it was...