jordan

I know I haven't posted in a while but I was moved to tell you about our brush with celebrity today. The Page 3 Stunna™, Jordan, who prefers to be known as Katie Price, best selling author, these days was at Lakeside Shopping Centre today for a book signing. There we were in the Early Learning Centre minding our own business trying to find the perfect tricycle for little Babycake when she and her huge entourage of burly minders came swanning through the shop. I must admit that I was a little interested in seeing those celebrated breasts. Yes, they were as huge. In fact, bigger than any that I have ever seen. I also noticed that she was heavily pregnant. The biggest surprise for me, was how rough she looks. She had a perfect orange tan, but neither this, nor the plastered on makeup hid her terrible skin. She had on a very short skirt which showed off her incredible fat thighs, which were pock-marked by cellulite. All in all, a very disappointing celebrity sighting. Nevertheless when she left the shop the crowd outside cheered. Amazing. Ain't Photoshop wonderful?