britain's got talent

This is essential viewing. I have become completely hooked. As I watched it tonight, I realised that I am not interested in the talent. I want to see the freaks, and I am not disappointed. It is the funniest thing I have seen on TV for ages. My favourite tonight has got to be the poor deluded fool who thinks herself as bit like Madonna. As she put it, "I've got the looks and I've got the moves."