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In July, I shall be able to throw eggs at the competitors as they cycle past the end of my street, some twenty feet from McMuffin mansions. I shan't really throw eggs, but I could.

mrs mcmuffin on 14 Mar 2007 @ 02:20 PM ✲ Permalink

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If it's hot that day, you might still be in luck....I'm thinking that a sweaty bike rider will appreciate the unexpected delight that will come from a sprinkler hose shot out from the top story of your mansion.

I'm sure they'll like it just fine and you can still experience the thrill of launching something unexpected!

Posted by: Karan | 14 Mar 2007 18:10:09

You could throw marshmallows and no one would be hurt or even better you could throw a tantrum and absolutely no one would be hurt and a few people might snigger...

Posted by: Keith | 14 Mar 2007 20:23:55

You could throw pills at them. I hear that's what they like the most. Speed would probably be the favourite.

Posted by: David | 16 Mar 2007 11:42:58

Go on, throw some oeufs!

Posted by: Steve | 16 Mar 2007 23:22:56

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