they're after me

Just ten minutes after my post this morning I received a letter from the NSPCC asking me for money. How creepy is that? I kept it on me all day, just waiting for the opportunity to phone them up and ask why they want money from someone who actually does protect children, rather than pretend they do. Anyway, I think the NSPCC have marked my card, so this is probably the last I'll say on the subject. Psst, they're behind you!