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we have taken against nadine baggott
Mr McMuffin in a stunning display of originality has taken to calling her Nadine Maggot(t) and says he has taken against her because she thinks she is gorgeous, but she has really thin lips. I have taken against her because she is trying to sell me a moisturiser for twenty quid, and her own skin has clearly melted and reformed in a nasty shiny and unlined fashion. Nadine Baggott, celebrity beauty editor, consider yourself taken against.
mrs mcmuffin on 10 Aug 2006 @ 11:38 PM ✲ Permalink
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I can do you one better: "Nadine M/Baggot(t), I don't even know who you are so I'm not spending any amount on your moisturizer!"
Posted by: Karan | 11 Aug 2006 00:43:41
It's a bloody awful advert and she is very annoying in it.
Posted by: Kirsty | 11 Aug 2006 11:32:41
Never heard of her before today, shall clear the buffers after logging off so that she occupies no brain space.
Posted by: Colin | 11 Aug 2006 14:45:21
I am glad I am not the only one that she clearly annoys, she has obviously had botox, watch her forehead as she smiles, not a movement, crinkle or furrow to be seen.
Posted by: Ms Victoria Sponge | 11 Aug 2006 19:23:50
id give her one she looks alright for an aulwan
Posted by: bill ball | 15 Aug 2006 03:58:55
Nadine who? Just googled her, found her website and still don't know who she is! All we know is she definately fancies herself - if she use Olay she's not a good advert for it.
Posted by: The Jacksons | 26 Aug 2006 19:19:57
shut up you stupid people u dont no wot ur talkin about shes awesome!!
Posted by: Martice | 14 Sep 2006 21:25:25
It's about time Olay looked at the comments on this site and pulled the asshole off the advert....I don't know about Baggott....more like BIGGOTT!!
If you want to leave her personal comments by snail mail, her address is
3 Brackley Terrace
London
W4 2HJ
Posted by: Pegasus | 18 Dec 2006 04:48:56
id luv te spill me own creme on her boat rase
Posted by: vlad | 25 Dec 2006 02:07:43
i beg ya pardon nadine baggott (are closest friend) is a very kind and generist woman. olay regenerist and those pentipeptides work wonders, they do. so dont you dare be coming up to us saying are nadine fucking baggott is up her own backside because i'll have ya know ill lamp ya to timbuktwo and back if i ever saw ya. your doo lally tap making this mr and mrs mcmuffin have ya got nowt else better to do with ya time? dont ya have sex anymore because it seems this is all your fucking capable of ya sad pair of bastards. gerra grip. leave are nadine alone.
Posted by: Edna and Betty | 29 Dec 2006 01:41:17
we're back with a brand new track. how dare you, how DARE you slag down are Nadine. Botox? ive never heard of anything so stupid in all my life, she uses olay ive seen her so dont me giving me that bullshit. excuse me jacksons are nadine is a very lovely lass and shes not in love with herself, maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror. and you pegasus, who the fuck do you think your talking too, dont mess with us and are nadine bitch shes not a biggamist. but i tell you something i agree with that bill ball, nadines an attractive young lady and given half the chance i'd give her one too.
Posted by: Edna and Betty | 29 Dec 2006 01:53:34
Edna and Barry.....hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! I think you had better go back to infants school.....I have NEVER seen such atrocious grammar and syntax!!! You REALLY MUST get a life.....and, by the way, come on then...where's your address so you can try it on with me, fagot???
Posted by: Pegasus | 1 Jan 2007 09:23:14
ERRR!!! EDNA AND BETTY....given half the chance and you'd give her one too???
Looks like ugly DYKES rule again!! Heh Heh Heh.
Posted by: Pegasus | 1 Jan 2007 10:55:58
I rekon she needs to whack a few bottles of Olay with pentipeptides up her snatch coz when I fucked her I think the botox injections must have been done in the dark.
Posted by: Edam Foreskin | 5 Jan 2007 16:50:25
Well I think you're all being frightfully cruel and unfair. How any living male could possibly gaze upon the wondrous Ms Baggot with her enticing little smile, naive yet cheekily furtive look in her gleaming eyes without feeling somehow wealthier than before is a mystery that for me, will remain forever unexplained.
Posted by: Dram Booey | 15 Jan 2007 20:33:44
Try and say Nadine Baggott in a west country accent.
It's very funny and has kept me going for about an hour.
To be honest i thought she was a burn victim because of her face.
I feel sorry for her because she has to walk around showing the mess she has made to herself in the name of vanity - its not like she can wear a hat or anything.
Posted by: ems | 15 Jan 2007 22:10:58
Hey you jealous people. Okay, olay really doesn't work as you can clearly see but hey i got some money off them. Ha! PS: Its not olays fault that i'm not drop dead gorgeous as i was pretending to be... I was born ugly Dammit!
Posted by: nadine maggot | 19 Jan 2007 01:02:18
Well I think Nadine seems lovely, and she brightens up my day whenever I see her in that wonderful advert. Those pentipeptides sound brilliant too.
Posted by: Captain B Generous | 22 Jan 2007 20:57:02
Nadine who?? That advert is fucking annoying it's one way for Olay not to sell anything!!
Posted by: James | 30 Jan 2007 13:50:42
Has anyone noticed how her head appears to be on a spring. I`ve counted her nodding around 21 times in 30 secs, quite impressive !
Posted by: KEV | 2 Feb 2007 16:06:05
i'd shag her, but it'd have to be from behind ...... how old is she 50+?
Posted by: I P Freely | 2 Feb 2007 16:35:26
Nadine Maggott may be annoying, but I`d rather see her than those bluddy 'confused dot com' ads! I'd put her on a par with Barry 'Cillit Bang!' Scott! :-)
Posted by: The Village Idiot | 3 Feb 2007 01:43:15
wanna be in our gang our gang our gang..wanna be in our gang oh yeh...panty poop sides.....nadine slaggot-faggot..she is very wrong and so is the advirtising company that created her!!we want Elton..oh yes
Posted by: adam | 3 Feb 2007 19:36:51
Pentipeptides are made from bulls testicles . Does she realise ? Thats why she looks like a silly cow .
Posted by: Arthur Shagwell | 4 Feb 2007 12:26:35
Well if she knows secrets like that does want to know my wifes diet secret?
Posted by: L. Henry | 4 Feb 2007 14:04:45
You're right about the Botox, Think she has it for breakfast.
Posted by: sheba | 6 Feb 2007 18:57:20
Well she could keep me warm under the duvet, just for the one night though you understand. OK maybe 2 or 3 nights, but don't think I could hack it long term.
Posted by: JustMe | 16 Feb 2007 18:08:26
I've never heard of her. And I think Oly must think we're all fools for thinking she's recommending that as an independent opinion.
I think she edits Celebrity Beauties.
Posted by: Segat1 | 24 Feb 2007 13:20:47
I came to this site after googling this affected, simpering ninny who keeps appearing on my screen, sadly and mistakenly imagining she's gorgeous. How did she get that Olay gig? Or any work come to that, she looks like a rough WAG.
Posted by: Dan | 24 Feb 2007 23:27:24
I'd say it's a farce, whoever the Ad agency is has set up her website and hired her to spout that posh voiceover shit about their crap product. I'd have more credibility for them if they change their name back to Oil of Ulay, and i'm a bloke.
Nadine Faggot, clearly she's a lesbo. and uses those pepetopentides on her carpet rather than wax like a real posh bird.
Posted by: bob | 27 Feb 2007 23:10:37
I bet she's connected to the Baggott family of big knobs from Abbotts Bromley, Staffs. These so called blue bloods who can't do a real job always get easy writing jobs on brainless womens mags.
Posted by: Pete | 7 Mar 2007 18:12:22
do they do a pentopeptobismal for my stomach? lookin at her over ironed, cling wrap like tight face makes my stomach wrinkle up.. a bit like her nose would without all the botox!
Posted by: Wi Wang (brother of Loung Wang) | 7 Mar 2007 21:14:42
nadine baggott looks like a faggot,shes got no class and she likes it up the ass,
Posted by: robert | 10 Mar 2007 06:31:54
hello there i am nadine baggott,and I cannot believe that people are so utterly crude,rude and downright offensive...!I am truly appalled at the hideous,cruel and quite frankly very hurtfull..
i am just a woman doing my job in advertising a cosmetic cream.does this really warrant such abuse !!there is a war in iraq, starvation in africa and floods and earthquakes in malaysia,havent you people got better things to talk about......
listen pentapeptides are an important skincare discovery and may lead to helping burns victims or badly scarred children the fact that i use it on my skin even though i am genetically perfect is none of your fucking business,you are all a bunch of left wing cunts !sitting in council flats stinking of piss and cat food,i have made a fucking fortune doing those ads, just so as i dont have look at you inbreds at the tesco checkout.My skin is flawless,because my husband shoots his load over it on a daily basis so take your fucking face creams,take your insults and your fucking retarded kids and go fuck yourselves!!
i am nadine baggot hardly a celebrity price tag ...
Posted by: nadine | 10 Mar 2007 06:55:59
Hello there i am nadine baggotts ex husband and i just wanted to back up my ex wife here who happens to be a lovely,kind and caring woman,the fact that she looks like a fucking waxwork is none of your god damn business she eats healthily, rides a bike and works in a donkey sanctuary every second sunday...which is why dumped her.The fact that she has an unhealthy appetite for spunk be it man or beasts is of no concern to anybody else but her .But i will say one thing, if you think regenerist is NOT reconstituted donkey spunk then you are a dumb cunt !!!!!
Posted by: mr H baggott | 10 Mar 2007 07:18:45
its amazing what crap you can conjure up when you are off your tits..
yves babe we are going to visit the birthplace of nadine baggott today so get the picnic basket and the balloons and lets go,lukas is going to karate today so she cant make it ...
Posted by: robert | 10 Mar 2007 07:46:24
I must object to the standard of abuse directed at Ms Baggott. It is not entertaining if it is sexist, homophobic or otherwise discriminatory. Go write shit on your own blog, I pay to do it here!
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 10 Mar 2007 17:59:38
dear mrs mcmuffin,i am a gay man enjoying some harmless fun dispensing humour in the vein of little britain etc,i happen to know nadine and she thinks its fabulous fun and very funny she has a great sense of humour and appreciates that people have taken notice of her. A great part of advertising is negative love to hate scenario,fantastic for olay !!!!you should get commission
robert x
P.S.YOU SHOULD PAY HER A VISIT AT THE DONKEY SANCTUARY SHE IS THERE THIS SUNDAY ...
Posted by: robert | 10 Mar 2007 20:41:53
Hello everyone,
i do hope i have not offended anyone it was all a little harmless fun ....i have have had so much fun reading the nadine stuff
rob x
Posted by: robert | 11 Mar 2007 18:51:28
hi there i just thought i would drop you a line to let you know how much i have been entertained by the comments i read on here about this woman on tv so funny my friend yves from switzerland was very amused which is amazing considering she is swiss
thanks anyway to you people for giving me so much mirth on a sunday
marie therese x
Posted by: marie therese francine dubois | 11 Mar 2007 18:55:50
did anyone hear the fantastic news that Nadine Baggot has now become the spokesperson for Mr Brains Pork Faggots?
She is getting 2million and the packaging is being rebranded "Nadine Baggot's Pork Faggots"
anyone tried them yet?
Posted by: Sooziephone | 27 Apr 2007 21:40:57
Its all bolloks !!! utter utter bollox
To Nadine.....the ex husband. Nadine Baggott can not be a kind caring person as she is knowingly trying to con people out of thier cash, evil !!!
Plus she's a dog and she is old, in fact half dead and it would need more than a difribulator to get that old cow up and running again..... mabey something like an offer to sell her soul to the devil in exchange for 2p or cents depending on where you live.
SCUM
she is SCUM
and deserves to die by being covered in magma/lava, or shot by sharks with laserbeams on thier heads.
Posted by: Bloggs | 17 Aug 2007 10:54:49
My friend willow adores nadine baggott!!
Posted by: natty | 19 Aug 2007 22:48:34
There is a French TV advert from Olay with another so called beauty editor who uses exactly the same script as Ms Baggott.
Surely this must be a coincidence!
Posted by: J R williams | 30 Aug 2007 16:04:30
Who is Nadine Baggott. Is she fictitious- who came up with that name? Its mind boggling,or should i say baggling
Posted by: DC | 8 Sep 2007 19:57:24
I get fed up of having to moon the telly every time the rubber faced slag comes on. If I had to pick people to put on a bus then push it over a cliffe shed be the first fucker on it...just in front of Rory McGrath...hairy fucker!
Posted by: FUCKOFFBAGGOT | 9 Sep 2007 00:40:04
Just had a look on Wikipiedia at Baggots entry.
It is a proper piece of vanity blah...all about how good she is.
So it needed adjusting but then I found...and this is the best bit....I found it has been adjusted (vandalized they call it) so many times they have finaly realized what it is and are now thinking about deleting the whole page.
have a look at some of the revisions made to her page in the history bit on that site..some of them are very funny.
If she does FUCK OFF though I will need some one else to dislike and laugh at.I will have to change my name......From now on I will be DONTFUCKOFFJUSTYETBAGGOT.
Posted by: FUCKOFFBAGGOT | 9 Sep 2007 10:35:10
Nadine Babbot is so fucking annoying! I'd rather look old and wrinkly than listen to her shit about pentapeptides.
Posted by: wasn'titoilofulay? | 25 Nov 2007 20:49:51
I worked in the I.T. department of the advertising agency where Nadine Baggot was invented. She was created from scratch, and they deliberately chose an ugly name and a fairly ugly face ("unusual", as they say in the modelling world) so as to attain an aura of credibility. They've backed it up with a pretty comprehensive campaign to give the impression that she's a real person. I know, because I was drafted in to help with some of "her" websites. They have a team of three "Baggotses" who answer emails and letters under her name.
Posted by: Bob | 14 Dec 2007 23:55:09
I hate nadine fucking baggot, and can somone please explain what PENTA- fucking- Peptides are? The name nadine baggot is absolutly fucking ridiculous!
Posted by: Brooksie | 24 Dec 2007 13:36:52
