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discovery
Two very important discoveries were made yesterday. The first was by Mr McMuffin, who suddenly realised just how much he loved the little baby that has come to live with us. The second was by Babycake, who discovered his penis. He also worked out that if he fiddled with the aforementioned appendage and his scrotum, it felt quite nice. Yes, my little boy gave himself a stiffy, the first of many I imagine. He need never be bored when left to his own devices. I am so proud of him.
mrs mcmuffin on 19 Jul 2006 @ 10:22 PM ✲ Permalink
Comments
What was that old joke? Something along the lines of: "When I was a kid we were so poor our parents couldn't afford to buy us any toys. At least as a boy I had something to play with."
Posted by: David.2 | 21 Jul 2006 08:25:12
