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Mr McMuffin has gone crazy damn foolish for Asda garden umbrellas and gazebos. We now have so many of the things that Count Dracula could negotiate his way around the garden without fear. I think Mr McMuffin was just overcome by how cheap they were, although the low prices do make us slightly queasy as we wonder exactly how they're achieved. Lord, Babycake is wailing again...
mrs mcmuffin on 9 May 2006 @ 10:59 PM ✲ Permalink
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We now have so many of the things that Count Dracula could negotiate his way around the garden without fear.
Pfff. Somebody needs a little less Joss Whedon and a little more Bram Stoker. Sunlight wouldn't kill Dracula. All that happened was that during daylight hours he lost his powers and could be killed like a regular human. Everyone knows that. (Actually, they don't, but hey.)
Posted by: Pacian | 11 May 2006 01:03:08
I feel like such a fool! Obviously I've never read Dracula, I did finish Frankenstein, though, so maybe I'm not a complete cultural desert!
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 11 May 2006 18:16:32
I suggest growing garlic in the garden as well. That should keep the little bugger at bay, if not strange cats.
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