milking it

Mr McMuffin says I am being a drama queen and just hanging the whole thing out and it's time to confess that the boy arrived last week! Of course he didn't really, he's still very much a wriggling bump, but he might decide to hurry things along to avoid being crushed by the increasing amount of contractions today. They're still not that regular, so we're carrying on as normal and will probably go to the cinema again this afternoon. Mr McMuffin has caught the cleaning and fixing things bug and at this very moment is cleaning the window in the dining room and muttering about painting the door. I'll get worried when he wants to scrub the kitchen floor, that's obviously my job.