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I thought it was time to update this picture of Mrs McMuffin and her bump. The baby is due in only two weeks and she really is fit to pop. It has been a fascinating experience watching her get bigger. She can no longer do the simple things in life, like put on her own socks. I have to admit it is a little bit odd helping my wife to put on her socks. The whole getting bigger thing can be quite amusing too. I have discovered a new game that be played by a heavily pregant woman and a slightly sadistic man. The rules are simple. The woman can't know that you are playing it, while the man must never acknowledge that the woman is pregnant. Gameplay is even simpler. The man drops something on the floor and then asks the woman to pick it up for him. There are hours of cheap fun to be had playing this game. It helps me while away the long winter evenings.

Mrs McMuffin has discovered a whole new problem for pregnant women, a problem that you never see mentioned in any of the literature. How do you get out of the bath? She has solved this problem by allowing the bath to overflow while she gently slips over the edge of the bath to flop on the floor. I then help her to get up off the floor. It's an unusual solution, but so creative.