why?

You are probably wondering why I am sitting here on my birthday writing post after post. Well it 7.20pm and I still haven't heard anything from Mrs McMuffin. I am hoping that she is preparing a lovely surprise for me, but I don't know if I can wait much longer. I'm sitting here getting slightly drunk, and I'm starving. Where is she?

I've just had a visit from Ms Ginger Cake, I'm sure she's in on this too, who just popped in to give me a present. It's lovely. A big chrome ice crusher. Very, very pretty. I just wish I had some ice to crush. I think it will definitely be a margarita weekend now.