the politics of poo

Another in a series of political posts cynically designed to increase our site traffic and further our efforts to join the heavy weight political bloggers. The ones that make money from their sites. The UK general election takes place today. I have been struggling to make up my mind about how I should vote. I was inspired to write this little poem about how I feel about the choices available to me. I think I could be a natural poet. I did this one really fast. It only took me a couple of minutes to do. That's quite good, I think.

The Tories are poo
The Liberal Democrats are pooey too
and so is UKIP
but the pooiest has got to be Labour
I’ll be voting for them then.