...and now for the good news

Despite the terrible reference that I received from my last b*stardly f*cking employers, my new employers have decided to give me the job. I'll be starting work next week. I shall be dedicating myself to being the very best employee that has ever been, and to seeking the absolute destruction of my old manager. I have decided that my new hobby will be to take them to court. I don't care if they write me a more positive reference, the more I have thought about it, the more I want an apology and to be compensated for the money that I have lost and the awful stress that Mrs McMuffin and I have been living under for the last few weeks. My nose has been suffering. When I get really stressed I develop a eczema type thing in my ear canal, although in recent years this has migrated to up my nose. Fortunately, it is all hidden from sight, but I know it's there.