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nope not pope
I've just had the news, I'm not being considered any further as a candidate for Pope. Apparently these are some of the things that went against me:
I said I didn't like the wardrobe and wanted a new one
I wanted a new Popemobile encrusted in rhinestones to make it look pretty
Mr McMuffin didn't want to be known as the Pope's consort
They wouldn't entitle Slinky 'Pet of the Pope'
I wanted to live in Paris (that's not as mad as it sounds)
I'm not keen on Saints and said I wasn't interested in beatificatian unless they put a 'u' in and we were talking lipstick
I support effective family planning
I'm pro choice
I'm not a Roman Catholic
I'm a woman
Oh well, I'm sure there'll be another job opportunity in my lifetime.
mrs mcmuffin on 11 Apr 2005 @ 08:03 PM ✲ Permalink
Comments
Slinky is Satan Spawn so I'm not surprised they wouldn't allow it.
Posted by: Steve | 11 Apr 2005 22:49:30
The argument that would have got my support would be 5-minute church services without a collection box. Oh, and no parables. Absolutely no parables.
Posted by: David.2 | 12 Apr 2005 07:55:13
Alas...the job just wasn't meant for you.
Posted by: Retro Girl | 13 Apr 2005 03:04:24
Ah, it was the last two that were the nail in the coffin. that and the lipstick...you're only allowed lipstick when no one's looking.
Posted by: Ian | 13 Apr 2005 12:26:34
