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lady of leisure
I have decide not to publish two very long posts because indulgent as blogs are, you have to draw a line sometimes. However, here is the essence:
Work is poo.
Heartfelt thanks to the early socialists and feminists for paving the way for me to benefit from your hard work.
I need a housewife.
Less privileged women are dealing with matters of life and death, not wittering on about how their work sucks the life out of them.
Social Workers are brilliant, especially me.
According to my qualitative and entirely unscientific research, Canadian Social Workers are the best in the world.
I have been shopping and ironing cushion covers.
I have also been developing stigmata for Easter. Well, not really, but I did get a splinter in my thumb yesterday and one underneath my nail today (from a shoe display no less) and although none of this compares with the pain of Christ on the cross, I can empathise.
mrs mcmuffin on 24 Mar 2005 @ 06:41 PM ✲ Permalink
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"and although none of this compares with the pain of Christ on the cross, I can empathise."
Ha ha ha - that's so funny! Get thee to a stand-up open-mic show, Mrs McM!
I'm guessing that you won't be feeling so good today, but by Sunday you should be up and running again...
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 25 Mar 2005 12:16:18
I'm not sure I'd do very well with one blasphemous joke, but I think we could do a great double act.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 26 Mar 2005 01:39:43
A few years ago I intentionally invented two jokes. They were very good. And then, one of them I heard being told on TV about a week later (on a programme recorded several weeks earlier), and the other I've forgotten. Nope, I can't really see a future in stand-up...
So you should be in fine spirit today, then, Stigmata-Woman?
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 27 Mar 2005 16:36:03
My splinters have disappeared and I presume risen again. Much better!
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 28 Mar 2005 20:51:52
