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Wyoming hates the McMuffins. We have now been visited by 49 states. For some reason no one in Wyoming has visited us. I can only imagine that this is because they don't have computers in Wyoming, and therefore don't have access to the internet. I can't believe that if they had access to the internet that they wouldn't want to come and visit us.
PS I lied
UPDATE: I've done some research on Wyoming. It turns out that even though it is a big state, there are only three people living there, and only one of them has a computer with access to the internet. Apparently, she sometimes just can't be bothered going online because her AOL connection is so slow. That explains everything.
mr mcmuffin on 7 Dec 2004 @ 07:15 AM ✲ Permalink
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I'm not "in" Wyoming at the moment. I'm about 35 miles south. Except for stocking up on fireworks, there's not much reason to ever be "in" Wyoming. That said, I could make a day trip tomorrow for New Year's Eve supplies, and I could take my laptop. So, although you still will not have been contacted by anyone "in" Wyoming; you have been contacted by someone who "could be in" Wyoming fairly soon; say, twelve hours, give or take.
I know, it's not as good. Might be the best you're going to do, though. The question is, does close really count?
Posted by: Prairie Schooner | 7 Dec 2004 10:16:27
Maybe if you post elaborate plans a subversive violent plot it will eventually get to Dick Cheney, and he's from Wyoming.
Oh yeah, thanks for the pub nite in London!
Posted by: iowahawk | 7 Dec 2004 12:50:08
Maybe if you post elaborate plans a subversive violent plot it will eventually get to Dick Cheney, and he's from Wyoming.
Oh yeah, thanks for the pub nite in London!
Posted by: iowahawk | 7 Dec 2004 12:50:55
My hometown in South Jersey had a larger population than the entire state of Wyoming.
I went camping out there this summer. Nothing out there but trees and mountains and fields and stars. I especially remember the stars.
Posted by: Andy | 7 Dec 2004 15:56:41
Winter is setting in fast, everyone is probably outside foraging for pine nuts or looking for bison to shoot. (If you had to choose between gathering pine nuts or hunting bison, which would YOU choose?)
Anyway rumor has it that the citizens of Wyoming have heard of electricity. I'm sure that if you had stage-coach service you would have heard from one of them by now.
Posted by: bob | 7 Dec 2004 19:04:40
I am inspireed to shoot bison, hatch nefarious plots and look at stars. Thanks to one and all for the Wyoming thoughts.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 7 Dec 2004 21:59:03
Don't give up hope....I'm sure that the Wyoming person I know will stumble into your site any day now...really and she has a 28.8 modem so she's lots faster than the one you know.
Posted by: Karan | 8 Dec 2004 06:21:37
I used to drive to wyoming to buy beer on Sundays, since Colorado's liquor laws are somewhat more antiquated. Waa hoo ee! Otherwise I have nothing to say about WY. It's rather pretty. My sister got married there. They don't allow computers, however.
Posted by: Jo | 9 Dec 2004 22:28:18
