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This will have to be a short one. I'm sitting here in my dressing gown and slippers feeling very anxious. I am being haunted by the biggest f**k-off spider you can imagine. I have found it crawling on my foot three times so far. I want to catch it, but each time I see it my body takes over and I react by jumping up. The thing then uses my panic as an opportunity to disappear again. I don't know how long I can sit here. I'm sure I feel an ulcer forming as I type. This just cannot be good for me. To make matters worse, Mrs McMuffin seems to have lost the spider catcher vacuum thingy.
mr mcmuffin on 10 Dec 2004 @ 08:17 AM ✲ Permalink
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As I was reading that I thought it was Mrs. McMuffin talking so I was quite surprised when I realized it was MISTER McMuffin. LOL! I haven't touched the 2nd VCR since I saw a scary spider disappear in that direction over 6 months ago. He's probably long dead or gone by now, but I don't know how long they live so I'm not taking any chances.
Posted by: Norah Nick | 11 Dec 2004 08:09:00
Living down south has obviously made you go soft! Our house is a spider haven - but I have to stop Charley "playing" with them now :-S
Posted by: Steve | 11 Dec 2004 15:19:43
What happened! What happened!
Perhaps the spider started blogging! Has anyone heard from Mr McMuffin? ARE YOU SURE?
Posted by: Jo | 14 Dec 2004 05:00:49
Don't worry, I am safe. The spider has stopped bothering me. It's probably lying in wait somewhere else, just waiting for an opportunity to pounce on me, or worse, pounce on Mrs McMuffin. The good news is that we found the spider catcher vacuum thingy. Anyway, spiders don't rit to gode.
Posted by: mr mcmuffin | 14 Dec 2004 06:32:24
Ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner, "You are now entering the Twilight Zone".
(I admit that the tune-part doesn't work so well in print.)
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 14 Dec 2004 12:15:04
