thanks, Mariah

Since the Mariah incident, Mr McMuffin and I have been posting fools. We just can't seem to stop churning out mindless drivel and I want to thank the woman who did not say that stupid thing for the inspiration.

I've quite enjoyed decorating this weekend and it's good to be tired from actually doing something physical. We only had one moment of conflict and that was when I asked Mr McMuffin what we were listening to. He threatened to divorce me there and then if I couldn't tell him. I appeased him by saying that I wasn't sure if we were listening to Plant and Page or Led Zeppelin. Crisis averted.

Now we have a lovely, fresh dining room Mr McMuffin is inspired to cook for everyone at Christmas. He's considering his menu and has come up with the controversial notion of serving traditional Christmas fare, including turkey. My family won't believe me if I tell them, as they have now come to expect seven courses of Michelin starred excellence. I'd better try and drop a few hints or we won't be having much of a joyful Noel. I'll just have to work really hard on getting them drunk.