save the mcmuffins

I have emailed the news desks at The Times and The Guardian with my story. Hopefully they will be in touch with me soon offering six figure deals for the full story on how terribly distraught I have been since speaking to that charming young woman from the publicity agency. We are hoping that they will also offer to assist us with the costs of the legal action that will inevitably follow. If you would like to contribute in any way, but most especially financially, to save our loveliness please get in touch and I will let you have our Paypal account details.