loving you...

We try to present as a loving couple on this blog. The banner picture only helps to add to the illusion, but the reality of that apparently tender moment is far worse. Mrs McMuffin has recently taken up the ancient art of Trepanning, and I am trying to suck her brain out through the hole she has drilled in her forehead. She, of course, is trying to throttle me. The oranges don't mean nothing. Sometimes an orange is just an orange.