it feels good to get it off my chest

My name is Mr McMuffin and I am a stats whore. I have succumbed to the wonders of StatCounter and am now paying $9 a month for the superduper version. There was a time that when I logged on I would immediately check out the blogs we love, but over the last couple of days all I have been interested in is the details of the people who visit our site. It is all strangely satisfying. It doesn't help that our stats are going through the roof since the redesign. I'd like to think it's because there are people out there who appreciate the the design and it is all so much more user friendly, but I suspect that it is because we just have more pages. Remember folks more pages make higher stats.

Of course, I have told Mrs McMuffin that I only signed up for the 14 days money back trial period, but I don't know if I'll be able to let it go after that. I just have access to all this amazing information. Did you know that only 67% of people who have visited our site over the last couple of days use MSIE. Most of them use IE6 but there is still one poor soul who uses IE4. Why would they do that? This will torment me all day now.