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Ms Gypsy Tart has has her hair cut and coloured by the salon director at a top London salon. He also put some highlights in. She is disappointed, mine are so much better than his. Career change indicated I think. I'm not too much of a snob to tell people that I used to be a Social Services manager but am a hairdresser now. Oh wait...I am. Usually too snobby to say I work for the council that is.

A second snippet for you:

We have finished our pasta and had some warm bread and a pat of butter to go with it. I am moving the dirty plates to the kitchen.

Mrs McM: I'm taking the plates, can you take the bread and the butter?
Mr McM: No, you take it all. Take the butter.
Mrs McM: Stupid, it's too much for me to carry.
Mr McM: F**cking lazy butter b*tch.

Cue sound of hysterical laughter.

Almost as funny as when a kid I looked after called me a spasticated nappy. Bless him, he was so upset and all I could do was run into another room and almost wet myself laughing.