millionhair soon

I can't believe how rich this little scheme is going to make me. My single hair is now worth 51p. That means that the hairs on my head and beard are now worth about £66,300. I am slightly perturbed to find that Mr Steven Tilly is so desparate to have a little bit of me that he has resorted to bidding against himself. I hope this isn't the start of an unhealthy obsession with all things McMuffin, although it probably means that there is a market for my toenail clippings after all. Joking aside, I am a little bit worried because he knows where I live.