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mail order husband part deux
Thanks to the kind commenter, E for pointing me in this direction. Move over Mr McMuffin, you have real competition from men who love 'the nature' and have strange, staring eyes.
mrs mcmuffin on 17 Oct 2004 @ 12:12 PM ✲ Permalink
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A couple of them are pretty cute, really (see Dmitriy OVA101, phoar!), but there are also some freaks (jokes?) which reminded me of the spoof site. So was that art imitating reality or reality imitating art?
My favourite quote, from Boris MI161:
"I can cook well in the kitchen. I love cats, corresponding."
What does he mean by that 'corresponding[ly]'? Would taking him on relieve you of the Slinky/Ra dilemma? And what would happen to Mr McMuffin if he was replaced by Boris? Or are you considering bigamy, Mrs McMuffin?
So many unanswered questions...
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 17 Oct 2004 20:25:59
My favorite dream man: Vinnista (SexyTime Man ALH100) A regular drinker who wants to quit smoking. Vinnista is apparently still working on completing high school and seems to a self-employed soldier because his picture shows him holding his happy little pistol. He came from a large farming family with 13 sisters, but 11 are dead and so are the cattle. He is a self-described sexy man and claims to have "strong arm and can hold down woman and Lithuanian. I have strong hands that crush. I can defeat
any opponent. Wrestle cattle. I defeat many opponent that face me." Be still my beating heart!!
He apparently supports the rights of women.... believing that "woman should fight with gun and arm. Woman should be strong
like wooly cattle. Wooly like wooly cattle. Must have large ass to shoot many sons from vagina. No daughters. Must shoot sons."
Yes, Vinnista is the man for me.
Posted by: Karan | 18 Oct 2004 03:11:24
Yes, I (despite being a guy) also picked out Vinnista (http://www.alovinghusband.com/index.php?page=view_profile&id=246) he seems a real charmer. "I have strong arm and can hold down woman and Lithuanian". I can't see the info that Karan mentioned, he must update his profile regularly to keep it "fresh".
Posted by: Steve | 18 Oct 2004 08:10:07
Oh, I see it now, I was blind. And he's looking for a woman from 18 to 80. Well, as long as she is wolly like cattle I guess age doesn't matter.
Posted by: Steve | 18 Oct 2004 08:11:47
I think you have all chosen wisely and well. Sadly we cannot split Vinnista in half (much as we might wish to) so Karan gets him in the post and Steve gets a lucky dip mail order husband.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 18 Oct 2004 09:26:17
There's a sister site, naturally called A Loving Wife. It was the considered opinion of the guys at work that most of the women on this site were "total babes", but we were slightly confused as we couldn't find the purchase price of the women. Maybe you have to agree a price with their brother/father/husband later.
Actually on that site you can also search for blokes - dunno if THEY will be your wife or what, it's a confusing issue, but the blokes on "Loving Wife" look a damned site more interesting than those on "Loving Husband". And I didn't see one of them toting a gun. Scary haircuts yes, guns no.
Posted by: Steve | 18 Oct 2004 23:10:54
I'm having a gelato right now so I can grow that big ass for Vinnista.
Posted by: Karan | 19 Oct 2004 01:55:42
If you try "I am a Male seeking a Male" on either site, though, you draw a blank. Damn those people not wanting me to find a spouse!
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 19 Oct 2004 20:48:13
This has been a very amusing post (well, the comments more than the post, as usual we commenters leave the McMuffins in the shade). Wife was totally creased up reading the comments last night. (And NO that doesn't mean she loves you, McMuffins).
Posted by: Steve | 19 Oct 2004 22:55:10
Now, Steve, you protest too much. I think Mrs Carrots has a deep and abiding love for us and is making you feel better by pretending indifference. Or perhaps she is using our blog as cover to procure a prize like Vinnista. Although I think she's got some serious competiition there, as Karan is really showing her commitment through her arse building activities.
I'm now going to see if I can buy a husband for David. I know he probably doesn't want one, but it's a challenge.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 20 Oct 2004 01:00:47
That was too easy, here's the link
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 20 Oct 2004 01:14:34
Ah cool! Although I'm sure half of them are straight! I was especially amused by the fact that there was an "Order Now" link! Oh, and a couple of the photos made me chuckle: the man in naff old pants and vest who looks like he's having a piss in the woods! And the man carrying his wood over his shoulder.
Still, I might laugh now, but give me a few more years and I'll probably find myself on a plane to Kiev to be introduced to my future spouse, who will remain married to me for exactly however long it takes for him to live legally and off the state in the west. I know: I've met plenty of young men who have done just that.
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 20 Oct 2004 10:07:28
Did you also notice that most of them had large cocks? Not one of the ones I looked at said 'small'. What's the chances of the Russians all having bigger willies than us?
Posted by: mr mcmuffin | 20 Oct 2004 11:14:49
I wondered why some of them even went for the 'medium' option. Maybe they're the more genuine ones. Also, there was a shockingly high number of 'tops'. A lot of those must be straight, I think.
I was chatting earlier on to a friend in Denmark about this site, and we discussed some of the young men on the gay scene in Copenhagen we'd met from all over the world, but especially from eastern Europe and very poor countries like Cuba, who had moved to Denmark because they'd married gay Danes, only to leave them once they had permanent residence and welfare payments. It's a very sad business. I'm sure a lot of the older men must know somewhere what is likely to happen once they get themselves into this kind of thing, but they must be in denial about it. Or perhaps they always think that in their case it will be different?
Posted by: David (TEFL Smiler) | 20 Oct 2004 18:16:24
Thank you so much for my mail order husband..hes not as cute as i thought he was..but its okay..hes makes up for it!!..wink wink!!!!..no actually hes quite a stud..he has relations with my best friend dayna already!!!!...i love him though!!..thanks you assholes!
Posted by: katy suick | 24 Feb 2005 20:58:00
No, thank you, Katy. You're welcome to pop by any time and call us 'assholes', it's not rude and abusive at all and it would be wrong of me to suggest that you piss off and never bother us again.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | 24 Feb 2005 21:38:44
