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finally, i am rich
My eBay auction is going very well. The single hair that I am selling has received four bids so far, and is now worth 26p. A man has an average of 100,000 hairs on their head and about 30,000 on their face, that means that I stand to make about £36,800 from selling all my hair, and that doesn't include the more exotic hair, for which I will charge a premium, of course. The great thing about this is that once I have plucked every hair from my body, it will grow back in a couple of weeks and I can start all over again. Why didn't I think of this before?
mr mcmuffin on 26 Oct 2004 @ 04:24 PM ✲ Permalink
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But if you pluck them out too many times they will never grow back!
Posted by: Kirsty | 26 Oct 2004 18:04:23
Also I would think that "original" pelt would go for far more than the "regrowth."
Posted by: Jo | 28 Oct 2004 02:46:21
