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I have to start the new job on Monday and I have decided that I actually don't want to do this work any more. I want to travel the world by train (first class, of course) looking into other people's back gardens and get paid lots of money to do so. I would also publish a book full of blurry photos taken from the train with short comments, such as 'back garden in Slovakia, you can see chickens'. I might get off the train every now and then to collect new descriptions of cheesy bugs and have a nice meal.

Since Mr McMuffin and I don't have private incomes or a rich benefactor (where are you, I know you're out there) this probably won't happen, but it would be nice if it could. Mr McMuffin is busy redesigning our blog and jolly smart it looks too. I initially thought it was a bit garish, but have been converted by Mr McMuffin's enthusiasm. Us McMuffins are embracing colour in a big way. Mr McMuffin's hoping to unveil it for our first blogiversary, if he can sort out the blogdemon in time.

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, via Spanglemonkey. This kind of thing actually makes me want to have children.