seasoned slate

After going round with a trowel, picking up all the smelly cat shit outside the back door, I was very fed up. Ra's poo seemed very big for a little cat and unnecessarily sticky. We recalled David TEFLSmiler saying that cats hate orange peel and that they wouldn't poo near it. We didn't have any oranges, only lemons (because oranges are not the only fruit) so I decided to grate the peel and squeeze the juice over the slate chippings. Mr Mc Muffin noticed that Slinky wasn't keen on rosemary or lavender, so we sprinkled some sprigs out there too.

25 hours without cat shit outside the back door. Eureka!