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I thought I would check on our stats, and discovered that our post mail order husband keeps coming up. I did a search myself and discovered that we are the No. 2 item. How cool and, it must be said, slightly weird is that? The number one site is well worth a look. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, it is called mailorderhusbands.net. One of the adverts caught my attention.

My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Country: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.

I wish him the best of luck. Wouldn't it be great if he met his new bride to be through this, the McMuffins of Love site. Just think, what a boost a McMuffin wedding would give to our stats.