change is good, repeat after me, change is good

I am generally not made happy by change. I find these redesigns unsettling.

I'm not keen on being a purveyor of dog t-shirts and thongs. Thongs are just so 1999, everyone knows big pants are the new thongs. I imagine this latest lark will go the same way as the Penpal account [ha ha, I think that should read PayPal, Mr McMuffin]. Mr McMuffin finds the idea of making money from the internet endlessly amusing, you should hear him chortling away.

Back to me, I don't like interviews. If I do well my life will change, if I don't do well things will stay the same except that I'll lose my dignity and self respect. You can't buy these you know. They are free, therefore I conclude (and reassure myself) they aren't really worth anything, so it doesn't matter if I lose them I can always get more.

I have as much crammed into my head as I can take before it dribbles out of my ears. Go on, ask me about the Children Act, Children Bill, London CP procedures, Assessment Framework, 'Working Together' and Children's trusts. I shall make mincemeat of your feeble questions about PAF indicators. Supervision/Equality issues/Practice questions/Staff management/Partnership working/Legal issues in CP, ask away, I shall go on until long after your eyes have started to feel heavy.

I can guarantee that I will know all of this until 1.30pm tomorrow, then the mysterious mind wipe will occur. Sod it. It's only 20p more a year, right?