never smear...

...Mr McMuffin was a posting fool today. Good job he couldn't get a non shaky picture of the frog in our kitchen tonight or you would have been treated to more excessive use of our megabytes.

Anyway, say there was this woman who really hated going to the hairdressers, the dentists and having a smear. She has to go and see one of these people (take your guess) as she keeps getting reminders. This woman might be so frightened that she overcompensated and presented herself a day early at the doctors. She might have felt a bit stupid when she did this. She might also have had a bad day at work, decided to watch a little mindless tv and seen a show called something like 'Poor little rich girls' where a rich girl (clever title) from London swaps places with a girl from an isolated farm on the very isolated Isle of Man. So this woman is watching tv and sniggering at the farm girl's first close up of multiracial London and the stupid comments she makes. She then sees that the rich girl helps deliver a lamb by putting her arm inside a pregnant sheep. Do you think this woman feels any better about the ordeal ahead tomorrow?

It's going to be a long night.