slacker

Mr McMuffin says I have been slacking, as I haven't written anything for a couple of days. What can I say, I've been busy, and he's been hogging the Mac. He whines as much as Slinky...'I've got a report to write...' So four hours later what does he have to show? Seven pages. Don't forget any court report has to be double spaced with inch and a half wide margins at either side and have a big break between paragraphs. Not very productive is he? If I was supervising him I'd have a little talk with him about his difficulties in a sympathetic manner. As I'm his wife, I tell him he's being bloody useless and should just get on with it. That's sympathy McMuffin style.

Saw the Carrot Cakes last night. Had lots to drink. Feel a little bit rough. Don't want to go back to work/interview students tomorrow. Want to see Gypsy Tart and Rock Cake's new cats that they've rescued from Battersea. Hope these cats do not gang up on Slinky and humiliate him.