handyman, me...

Mostly today I have been a handyman. I have just fitted a telephone extention. It is goes all around the skirting board, around doors, under radiators, coming to a lovely little switch box thingy that I screwed to the wall and everything. It is all very neat. The only problem is...it doesn't work. I cannot work out what is wrong. I am going to do what every good handyman does when they are stumped...I am giving up. Didn't really need it anyway. The only problem is, I have ripped out all the old wiring. We've got mobiles and we can still get on the internet. We'll survive.