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I thought you should all know that it is now possible to give us money. I put a link to our Paypal account on our site. I suppose you are asking yourself, "why should I give them money?" Well...you should give us money because we are lovely and you will feel better about yourself if you do. I hear you ask, "is it cos we is poor?" No, we have more than enough money. We both have good jobs that pay a very good income, but you should give us money because we are lovely and you will feel better about yourself. I have prepared a frequently asked questions page for this post. Click here to read it.
mr mcmuffin on 30 Apr 2004 @ 07:03 PM ✲ Permalink
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Oh, you're killing me over here.
*giggle*
Posted by: jo | 30 Apr 2004 19:13:17
You McMuffins are such a clever twosome!
I would be more than happy to donate money because you both are indeed, truly very lovely people. Unfortunately, my pocket book is very empty and ugly.
Therefore, you'll have to settle for what I have: my undying love and devotion for you both.
Posted by: Retro Girl | 30 Apr 2004 20:16:52
Dear McMuffins,
As your devoted American patron, I have decided to send you money. To what address would you like it sent?
Machete'
Posted by: Machete' | 1 May 2004 00:29:05
Dear Mr Slasher,
We have tried to make it as easy as possible for people to give us money. For your convenience we have put a Paypal link on our site. However, if it your intention to send us vast quanities of gold bullion or a few select diamonds or other precious stones, then we will, of course, be happy to provide a shipping address. Please bear in mind that there will be some kind of tax or duty payable on vast quantities of gold bullion or precious stones, and I should be grateful if you could pay that prior to shipping.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely
Mr McMuffin
PS Please remember that any money you give will absolutely not go to any good causes, and will only be used to fund our unfeasibly expensive lifestyle. I think you will agree, that is a cause worth supporting. After all...we are lovely!
Posted by: mr mcmuffin | 1 May 2004 07:29:37
OK, I succomed. And then it occurred to me that if only a small fraction of the internet using population succomb to the same degree then you'll soon be millionaires. Bas*rds!!
Posted by: Steve | 5 May 2004 13:28:16
Hi. Can you give me some money, because I am also nice and so are me 2 children and wife. We are lovely. We do not live a lavish lifestyle because we don't have much money but if we did then we would. However we do have a good size home and this is the sole reason why we have very little money.
I look forward very much to you asking for my paypal details so you can give me some money.
Thanks.
Posted by: justin | 29 Jun 2006 23:11:41
I need 50,000 dollars for a bedroom makeover. where can I get money like that?
Posted by: Cee-Cee13 | 7 Jul 2006 14:36:10
my name is anthony leonard I hav a wife and
a 4 month old doter I work my ass off every
day to try to pay for bills but it isent a
nuf in ony month we hav to moov in to somthing ceper I want my famly to hav a home and not hav to moov ever a gen but I dont mack a nuf mony to pervied like I shlood. Im 20 years old and I want them to hav a good life but I cant do that Im to poor Iv help't pervied for my dad'mom'and bruters and sister frome age 14 to age 18
even thoe thae wonet a mit it so I dot wont that to hapen to my famly so plees help us
get a pemenat home so I can giv my famly a
good life I wood giv up my life to see that thae wood hav a good one
Posted by: anthony | 10 Oct 2006 05:20:00
has anyone actually sent you any money yet??
Posted by: Sian | 29 Jun 2007 15:00:56
As internet begging/scams things go, it was pretty poor. We made a grand total of 10p in cash. However, we were given a lovely three bedroomed house and a top of the range Vauxhall Corsa. Which was nice.
Posted by: mr mcmuffin | 1 Jul 2007 00:24:03
We are a hard working husband and wife team and have two very beautiful daughters. They have both been going to private school for the last 4 years which we have sacrificed everything for, no luxuries, no holidays for the past 7 years, we live on bare necessities. We have taken all our savings and remortages to pay for this. why did we send our girls to private schooling? because of the amount of bullying they were putting up with and being able to learn. I suffered bullying for all my school life and paid for it by not getting thruough my education properly. We need £50,000to complete this dream for our daughters to get the best education. Please can anyone help. We would be happy to pay back the great person who would help us and we would come to a monthly agreement. Please help. Thankyou.
Posted by: farzana Khan | 31 Jul 2007 01:30:52
