piggy mcmuffin

Mr Machet has made a good point about our eating habits, and we've got to go out for dinner this weekend too. This time we're going out to a real restaurant. I hope it's good or Mr McMuffin will moan all night, it's almost a shame that he is such a stunning cook, as it does make a lot of restaurants a disappointment.

Well, I had a very nasty day at work. If only I wasn't bound by confidentiality, I'd have such interesting stuff to write about.

Mr McMuffin is determined to fatten me up and has made another evil cake from Hobnobs (choccy ones), Mars bars, Maltesers, Crunchies, glace cherries and double cream. He saw it in a magazine and just had to do it. He has informed me that he did not think it had enough chocolate in it, and added another bar of Lindt.

When I first met Mr McMuffin I was very scrawny. Within 6 months he had fattened me up so I looked normal and healthy. I have shed some of this weight, and am now just slim, but how long will this last? I don't want to buy new clothes it's hard enough getting ones I like now. Just saying no is not an option here.

Am just finishing a good book, "the thief of time" lent to me by Gypsy Tart. Cheers chicken.