mrs mcmuffin's birthday

It's Mrs McMuffin's birthday today, and without revealing how old she is, she still looks beautiful to me. I remember her when she was a young stick insect and now she is not so young, but still very slim. I left for work today before she got up, and I left a card and presents for her. It was really hard picking a present for her this year. In fact, it has become harder as each year has passed. All the really good presents seem to have been picked already and all I am left with are the ones that she doesn't really want. Books are always a safe bet. So with that in mind, I got her some new books. I also got her some Bluewater, "Europe's largest shopping centre", gift certificates. I know that sounds a bit lame, but we love Bluewater. It is true that we really wanted to hate it, but it is practically impossible not to love this temple of mammon. You can shop until you drop, have something to eat, and then go to the cinema. Who could ask for more? We are off to have a Chinese meal in a little bit. I am absolutely starving because I haven't eaten anything today. Neither has Slinky it seems. He has been screaming at me since I got in.