Frequently asked questions about giving us money

Q Why should we give you money?

A Because we are lovely

Q What’s in it for me?

A You will probably feel better about yourself

Q Does any of the money go to good causes?

A No. Absolutely not

Q What is the money used for?

A To support our unfeasibly expensive lifestyle

Q Are you asking for money because you is poor?

A No. Absolutely not. We are both professionals

with a very good income

Q Is there a limit on how much we can send you?

A No. Absolutely not. We wouldn’t want to limit

your generosity in anyway.

Q Can we only send you money?

A No. Absolutely not. We are happy to receive gold,

precious stones or the occasional luxury item

such as silk pyjamas or a Kilo of Beluga Caviar

Q What will happen if we decide not to send you money?

A Absolutely nothing. However, you will probably not

Feel so good about yourself